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R. Thaddeus Tanschnoz's Facts

He's in Columbia because Franco moved his entire headquarters down to Columbia.

He is the Senior Vice President of Administrative Corporative Marketing of Franco's Franks, LLC, but he doesn't remember when or how he was hired.

He sees Ms. Mechtersheimer around the plant, and frankly, he thinks she looks a little suspicious.

Franco has someone who is very important in the workings of the company. This someone, he remembers, has been referred to as 'Number Two.' He wanted the job for himself, but then, at one point, he sort of blacked out, although he still has his office and such.

A direct quote from Thad: "Yeah, but honestly, everything seems strange to me right now. But I'll do anything Franco asks of me--anything!"

He has no idea who 'Number Two' is, and will even wonder if it could be himself. Because some times he'll wake up in the morning and have no idea what he did the day before.

He remembers, one time, placing an ad in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel for any young Brewers fans to come to the plant--and whoever ends up being the biggest fan will receive $200. He was curious as to what it was about (being something of a Brewers' fan himself), so he went down on the day of the event, too, but all he remembers is going into the room, grabbing a hot dog, and then sitting down to watch an introductory video they had prepared for the Brewers' fans. After that, his mind is blank.