[Lena Mechtersheimer]
Born: 9 November, 1935 + Big Gap, Pennsylvania

Ms. Mechtersheimer is your typical Mennonite senior citizen with a rap sheet longer than Yao Ming's wingspan. Always enamored with life outside of her closed Mennonite community, she has, over the years, found many a scam to bilk her fellow rural people out of large sums of money. Seemingly without conscience or scruple, she's been known to take part in illegally trading spinach futures, selling fake BMW carriages, and organizing an underground hairdressing ring. She currently runs a quilting store in her home town, has renounced her life of crime, and enjoys spending time with her grandchildren.

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