[Thad Tanschnoz]
Born: 17 October, 1964 + Duluth, Minnesota

Mr. Tanschnoz was always in the middle. He was the middle of 5 children, graduated in the middle of his class, broke his middle finger playing high school football. He is non-descript in every way, except for his incredible knack at being in the right place at the right time. He has gotten every 'lucky' break that a person has the right to get, and has therefore risen through the ranks at Franco's Franks' marketing department, and currently is the Director for Special Projects at Franco's. He is well-placed to be cognizant of any major developments in the marketing strategy of the company.

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