Hey, Johnny Velvet comin' at y'all
So be spy phat, y'all
And grab your laptop and all that, y'all
We're chasing Franco like a sneaky alley cat, y'all
And I'm glad we had this chat, y'all

Ho, keep your summer goin' slo-mo
On the down-low,
And bob your heads to the beat, yo
We've got to make sure Franco goes down in defeat, so
You best believe this is neat, yo

Johnny Velvet with the wack beats
Goin' oops upside your head and givin' y'all happy feats
So bob your heads to the theme song
Slide side to side and y'all be feelin' free to sing along
So go on and feel this groovy tune of summer time
With the secret agent kickin' all the illest rhymes
Like an ice cold mocha on a summer's day
This song is cool, creamy, and refreshing all the way

So if you're wonderin' 'bout the cat in the leisure suit
Private investigator, CIA to boot, and shoot, if you toot
You'd better own up, fo', and not refute
'Cause Johnny'll track you down and make you fart in ill repute
I'm not afraid to call 'em like I see 'em,
If I've got words, I'll free 'em to front like Maximus in the Colosseum
And like Joel and the bots, crackin' on a stinky flick,
I'll be honest, y'all, most other PIs make me sick

So by now, you're probably wonderin' about Franco,
And yeah, he's off the hook, but he's off his rocker also
'Cause something spanned when he got over last year's attack
And now he's frontin' like some crazy megalomaniac
So grab your homies and get ready to chase him down
All over town, the zaniness abounds, so
You best come large or you best not come at all
If you work with Johnny V. you'd better move like Peja without the ball

So now grab your notebook and a pen, if you want to win
It'll take your brain your instincts and a lucky spin
Dashing 'round the streets
Lookin' like a foo'
Just let the funky beats
Keep you headin' true
Ha, now once the game has started there's no hittin' pause
The only rule is that you must obey all traffic laws
So in case you're not standin' up by now
Johnny Velvet rocks from watch to socks, and how ¶ 10:00