[Bernie "Bern-Dawg" Jablonski]
Born: 1 October, 1982 + Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Bernie Jablonski has never really fit in, socially. He has never been able to make and maintain close friends, perhaps due to his erratic behavior. He has a sort of trivia-related disorder, in that he feels that he constantly needs to let other people know about the smallest bit of minutiae that happens to relate to current circumstances. He is certainly a force to be reckoned with in a Trivial Pursuit game, as he has memorized all the game cards. His bid to be in Jeopardy! was derailed by his insistence that NBC disclose Alex Trebek's nationality during the show, saying that since this was a 'common knowledge that has been covered up by the evil media cartel.' Bernie's only friends through his 22 years have been his Milwaukee Brewers, and he feels every Brewers loss more deeply than most of the players.