[Meathead "Big Joe" Sanderson-Tucker]
Born: 3 January, 1979 + Joliet, Illinois
Mr. Sanderson-Tucker hasn't seemed to get a lot of breaks in his life. Born to a poor family, "Big Joe" had big dreams of owning his own food-distribution company, networks of 'Meathead's Meats' trucks delivering high-quality processed food goods to hungry Americans. Even in middle school, he had shown a great predilection for food distribution, spending job-shadowing days following truck drivers and plant foremen. His rise was being tracked by a number of talent scouts, but one day, while hanging out with his friends, he ate a stale Cheet-o, and was forced to spit out the tasteless contents in a garbage can. This one experience colored his opinion of the entire food industry, and, seeing no reason to continue on his current job path, he dropped out of high school and currently works as a Spring Training groundskeeper for the Chicago Cubs.